Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it
Vlad? Vlad, Vlad... I know two Vlads. There's the bad Vlad... And then there's bunny Vlad, the one that makes cookies!
How about you and I pop in some Sweet Valley High this evening and get our cuddle on?
You know what time it is? It's fuck time! - Willem Dafoe, "Auto Focus"
A person's a person, no matter how small
It's so absurd, even the color of his tie betrays him.
The second time as farce.
Then I'll show you that starry, starry sky, like I promised I would.
We followed the rules, and we got screwed.
I saw you eyeballing me! All up in my goodies!
Here goes nothin!
Spiking the Football -- in 3D!
She had a face like a bucket of mud.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long
Come with me if you don't want paint on your clothes.
You forgot your thaddle thilly
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Movie Pool Champion.
The entry I don't expect to win with!
Stick 'em with the pointy end!
Every second spent explaining this to you puts innocent lives at risk!" - Source Code
Waittaminit. Haven't I seen that one already?
Take That...and Party
Twenty-fucking-three!
You know how I picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.
If I win, the baby gets a crib. Come on moviegoing public - don't let my baby sleep on the floor!
Let us go back to the time when dinosaurs ruled the earth!
God-damn, woman, you only shoot people when they're eatin' supper?
It was already in the glass, not in the jar.
Megatron, I wish I could quit you.
Sure, I get the good parking spots, but who could love a man with one leg and a face like a hen's arse?
An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile,but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark - that is critical genius.
This would be an excellent time to walk out of the theater, living room, or airplane where this film is being shown.
Yes, behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes, folks!
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
Average is as Average Does
She done blew up real good!
Does he take his shirt off in this one?
Hardly worth the $10 bucks